What can I say?

I am a super chef. We got a checp turkey in November and decided to cook it this week. I bought a metal roasting pan from the grocery store and here is the label:



I didn't read the label. I just did all the turkey junk and threw it in the oven. I went to throw away the paper from the pan and looked at this little photo:




Oops. So I open the oven expecting a big lid...nope! It was shrinking before my eyes and by the time I got the pot holder and moved the pan off to the side this was what was left!