7. Home Alone- Is this toothbrush approved by the American Dental Association?
6. National Lampoons Christmas Vacation- Merry Christmas. Shitter was full. (as he drains the trailer pooper in the gutter!)
5. The Polar Express- Here we only got one rule / Never, ever let it cool / Keep it cooking in the pot / Soon we got hot chocolate!
4. It's a Wonderful Life- Every time a bell rings, an Angel gets it's wings.
3. Charlie Brown Christmas-Do innkeeper's wives have naturally curly hair?
2. A Christmas Story-Only I didn't say "Fudge." I said THE word, the big one, the queen-mother of dirty words, the "F-dash-dash-dash" word!
1. Elf-
Emily: You like sugar, huh?
Buddy: Is there sugar in syrup?
Emily: Yes.
Buddy: Then YES!
